Billy Ray Cyrus has a daughter?

I jest... I know who Hannah Montana is
but not sure what the buzz is about
as I missed that awards show
as a rule
I avoid awards shows

awards shows fall into a long list of I never
that said... never say never
I have never seen an awards show
my fear... I might like award shows

better than this Ken Burns documentary on The Dust Bowl?
I think now
although I may scan the web
if only I could call Tosh.0 and have him bring me up to date